Well, not quite! But their stylist has requested five funky Christmas jumpers from the Funky Christmas Jumpers pop-up boutique at 60 South William Street for the boys, so it’s only a matter of time!

It would be a far cry from the sleek makeover Vogue magazine gave them for its December issue, where it kitted them out in slick two-piece suits and skinny ties and had them pose with top model Edie Campbell. (Personally, I think of One Direction as Zayn, Niall, Harry’s hair and the other two guys whose names I can never remember.)

This shot, from the cover of Wonderland, is a little closer to my 1D Christmas jumper fantasies. What do you reckon? Would Christmas jumpers be a cheesetastic step too far, or are you dying to see the 1D boys in a little seasonal sparkle?