Woman's Day magazine - Kate 'n' Wills on honeymoon

In case you didn’t know, this is big news because the press – in the UK at least – agreed to leave the two lovebirds alone as they honeymooned in the Seychelles, while Woman’s Day obviously cares little for this press agreement. Shocker!

What’s actually the more intriguing / shocking is how many stomach crunches K Middy must do to achieve that physique! I think this is proof that young Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge, is not in fact as skinny as we all thought, and is just incredibly toned. I can but dream of looking like this on my honeymoon – or,  you know, of going on one . . .