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Ashton Kutcher and Alessandra Ambrosio in new Colcci campaign

I don’t know why, but this picture makes me feel a bit nauseous. Perhaps it’s because it looks as if they’re maybe-having-a-tryst or maybe-spying-on-their-neighbour or maybe-giving-each-other-massages with all their clothes on or, more worryingly, perhaps they are indulging in a …

Tue, Feb 28, 2012, 08:30

   

I don’t know why, but this picture makes me feel a bit nauseous. Perhaps it’s because it looks as if they’re maybe-having-a-tryst or maybe-spying-on-their-neighbour or maybe-giving-each-other-massages with all their clothes on or, more worryingly, perhaps they are indulging in a spot of frottage (link perhaps NSFW)*. Still, here they are. Rubbing up against one another in the new Colcci campaign. Sexy? Unsexy? For the life of me I can’t decide but it does make me want to go check out what my neighbours are at.

* I remember my sheer delight the day I read what frottage was in Shout magazine. Oh, they were surely simpler times.

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