Kelly Brook’s newest underwear range for New Look
Rosemary Mac Cabe
So, Kelly Brook is really not going anywhere fast. That’s the first bit of news I have to impart on this slightly grey Wednesday (which I thought was Thursday when I woke up and was quite pleased because that is one day closer to the weekend but no, alas, no, it is Wednesday). The second bit of news I have to impart is that Brook has released imagery from her newest New Look undies range and, well, it’s pretty good.
I think I might go and buy this set, even though the crotch reminds me of that Christina Aguilera album cover. But I forgive her. And I forgive Christina, because Stripped was by far her best album, and Loving me for me always makes me laugh, and I love Dirrty and remember how, when it played in the Soundhouse (any takers?!) I would drag my friend Emma up to dance and I would seriously think that I was the best dancer ever. That was before the TV ruined my illusions with shows such as Got to Dance and so on (and so forth).
This is also lovely, although I worry about how it’s pressing on her bosoms. Is that going to be flattering under clothes? I’m not sure.
This is my least favourite, but only because I don’t really see the point in suspenders. That said, a friend of mine wore hold-ups on a night out a week or so ago, and I wanted to marry her when I saw them, so maybe there is a point? My personal jury is out. Thoughts, please?
In other news, Kelly is currently on the cover of Glamour. But before you get all excited, let me save you the trouble: the eight things you should do in bed, you’ve probably already done (and they’re also quite boring, such as, laugh! Leave the lights on! etc); the free gym passes are not valid in the Republic of Ireland; you can have a happy body if you just stop thinking of it as a project and realise that nobody is looking at you / thinking about you / worrying about your rolls of fat, should you have them; and Victoria Beckham’s chic secrets, not that Glamour admits this, are Botox in the balls of her feet, and no eating. That doesn’t sound like the happy body issue to me.
Yes, as I said, happy Wednesday. I’ll be in the bathroom, crying.
It’s totally thursday cheer up girlfriend!
That Company cover makes me laugh, my eyes are drawn to Kelly’s cleavage every time! I guess the Company editor wants to draw your eyes there seeing as they’ve covered her forehead with writing.
A tip for Kelly and her suspenders, you should put on your pants AFTER the suspenders, otherwise visiting the ladies on a night out becomes a bit of a palaver!
I really like the look of the Kelly Brook stuff, any idea what sizes it’ll be available in? Also, nice shout out to the Aguilera, there’s no song like Dirrrty to make normally civilized Irish girls act like total slappers on the dancefloor.
I have good news for you Rosemary – it actually is Thursday:) Although I did doubt myself after reading that sentence. I have checked the calendar though and yes, I can confirm, it is Thursday
What are you doing to me Rosemary, my diary is telling me it’s Thursday and now I have The Fear that it’s actually, somehow, Wednesday instead!
I apologise unreservedly to you all; I wrote this post yesterday, then realised I had too many posts and scheduled it for today. So yes, it is Thursday! Sorry!
I gave up buying Glamour a few years ago. A monthly yawn-fest…..
It’s Thursday! It’s almost the weekend……which means it’s almost wine time…….that is, if you only drink wine at the weekends
Is Kelly wearing one of those stick on bras? Her floating cleavage looks mad.
I’m not too sure I like that range at all..
I love your Glamour Mag round up at the end, brilliant.