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Photographs fashion’s finest wish were lost in the fire

Yes, seriously. Hallo, Irish celebrities, and welcome to the house of terror that is The Irish Times photo archive. You thought you were safe! Well, no, you are not. Each week I shall reveal another photograph of abject horror from …

Thu, Jan 5, 2012, 12:30

   

Yes, seriously. Hallo, Irish celebrities, and welcome to the house of terror that is The Irish Times photo archive. You thought you were safe! Well, no, you are not. Each week I shall reveal another photograph of abject horror from the annals of recent history for us all to chuckle over and for you to gaze at and realise what mistakes were made. And, as this is the inaugural week, we have a double!

This is the photograph that reminded me why I will never find Michael Flatley attractive and why I will never believe Lisa Murphy is 30, or whatever ridiculously low age she claims to be.

And this is the photograph that I would like you all to caption: who is this person? First past the post gets a pat on the back.