You could be forgiven for suspecting I’m talking about the state of my fridge, which I leave sadly neglected, 99 per cent of the time, but in fact I’m talking about Black Milk clothing – a brand you will no doubt have seen on the legs of one or other of the fabulous fashion bloggers you read, while not knowing where exactly they’re from.

I ordered these babies the other day, and I am in love. They are just gorgeous – although, before I get carried away, I will admit that they are, in ndeireadh na ndála, just leggings. Fab leggings; leggings that are super-long and in lovely, thick fabric and an absolutely show-stopping print.

But, a question: are they worth €50-odd a pair? Plus, you know, shipping from Australia? (Just say yes…)