So, did you miss me this morning on Ireland AM? If you did, watch back here – I was on with Blanaid Hennessy of Shutterbug, Laura Nolan of Fran & Jane, uber-stylis Lisa Fitzpatrick and (of course) the laffly Sinead Desmond, talking about tomorrow’s Big Top Rail Sale!

If you’re around this weekend, you really should come; I have loads of gorgeous goodies for sale, designer and high street, plus Marks & Spencer has donated a gorgeous handbag that I’m going to raffle, along with loads of prizes for the main show.

I’m also selling this, my Christopher Kane for Topshop crocodile dress, because – and here’s what I didn’t say on the telly – it makes one’s vagina look really hungry. Don’t believe me?

The one on the left is the T-shirt version, just FYI – I have the dress, on the right. I think you see what I’m saying about the hungry vagina (and I know, it’s too early for it). My point is just that I like my vagina to look well fed. If you fancy some heroin chic for your lady garden though, come on down! It’s yours for a measly €50, or whatever you’re willing to pay to save you having to go on a crotch diet. Honestly this could run and run . . .