I just don’t know what to say about this photograph. It begs to be captioned, but with what? It is, apparently, a photograph to launch a new restaurant on Suffolk Street – which apparently serves burgers, although I’m not quite sure what with as I will never be darkening their door. Furthermore, Vogue here apparently thinks it’s July and has chosen to pair her hotpants with a T-shirt and . . . a pair of court shoes. The mind boggles. Then, of course, there’s this.

(I know, I spoiled you today. This post was going to wait until tomorrow, but it just seemed too . . . juicy . . . to hold back. Enjoy!)