The Balmain budget special
Well today is all about the timely emails, namely, from the Outnet to inform me that none other than Balmain is now available on the Outnet, all at 70% off! A BARGAIN, you say?!! Well look! A beautiful sequined top, …
Well look! A beautiful sequined top, by Balmain, at a 70% discount! Meaning that this top, on the Outnet, will cost you the bargain price of £1,615.50. Yes, you read that right – reduced from a whopping £5,385.
Now another sequined top, also at 70% discount. So this baby – I love the long sleeves, not to mention the nice, warm bronze colour of the sequins – will set you back just £1,837.50. To put that in context, it would originally have cost you £6,125.
What? You want more? Well here you go, we can provide. For those of you who are strapped for cash, this blazer is a veritable bargain, at £1,026. (It was once £3,420.)
And another sequined delight, at £3,560. Reduced from £14,240. NO, THESE ARE NOT TYPOS. Would you be well?! That’s all I want to know. Would. You. Be. Well.