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MTV’s VMAs: the musicians

Oh hello there, minions! I’m Florence Welch. What? You thought I was Tilda Swinton? Pish-tosh! It’s just my haughty air and slightly off-beat hair and make-up combo! Look, I just didn’t have time, this morning to, you know, get anything …

Tue, Sep 14, 2010, 16:53

   

Oh hello there, minions! I’m Florence Welch. What? You thought I was Tilda Swinton? Pish-tosh! It’s just my haughty air and slightly off-beat hair and make-up combo!

Look, I just didn’t have time, this morning to, you know, get anything to wear, so I called up my babe Halle and said “hey, Halle! Can I have a bastardised version of your Oscar dress, before you, you know, got really bad at acting?” Ain’t she a doll? Luckily I had these shoes left over from my prom in the 1990s. Phew!

I’m Swedish, so it doesn’t really matter what I wear, I’ll still be way cooler than any of these biatches. Yes, this is a skintight catsuit with vaguely tribal designs on it. So?

Ke$ha. THERE ARE NO WORD$.