I admit it. I have an Asos problem. I click, I browse, I buy, I open, I wear, I lather, rinse and repeat. And now, thanks to the generous discount folk at Asos, you can have an Asos problem too! We could go to AA (Asoscoholics Anonymous) together and eat the biscuits and admire each other’s clothes. How splendid would that be?

Anyway this is a weekend post as am feeling super generous and decided that your lives, dear readers, would not be complete without a bit of Asos in them, and as Asos is doing an offer . . . well. Two plus two, and so on. But what to buy? Well, I think really, the question is: what not to buy? Here are my picks.

The best thing about all of this, of course, is that if you buy with your credit card, you can buy in sterling (which works out cheaper) and you can avoid the reality of having to pay for things now, and deny the fact that use of a credit card really means stealing from your future self! Everyone wins, except for the you who wakes up in three weeks with a huge credit card bill. But who cares about her/him? (Have just realised Asos does menswear and, if I really care about my readers, I should do a menswear post, which I may well do later on today, once I get past all this packing/moving/Fame malarky.)

To avail of your discount (available until midnight on Tuesday, August 31st), just enter AWSTYLE15 at the checkout. And tell ‘em I sent you.