Claudine Keane looks great as the face of Adore Moi for Ultimo.

I have a long series of points I could make, about the idea that “bouncing back to her pre-baby figure” is an achievement, above and beyond the creation of said baby; about the fact that Keane’s second-most important claim to fame is the man she married; about the fact that Keane’s education is always preceded by some comment about her looks – as if each is mutually exclusive – but, lo and behold, the Daily Mail has done it for me! Just imagine their analysis tempered with a serious scoop of sarcasm.