Campaign Watch

  • An example to the big boys (and girls)

    May 30, 2009 @ 11:52 am | by Kilian Doyle

    It’s probably a bit late for candidates to start thinking about campaign videos, but we were really struck by one we found on Irish Election from Lech Szczecinski, an Independent running for Dublin City council in the South-West Inner City ward.

    Using a simple yet engaging concept,  it is an example to all campaigners on limited budgets.  And those swimming in cash too. Lech admits he cannot doorstep 16,000 voters, so this is shot from the doorsteppees point of view.

    He comes across as personable, intelligent, likeable and trustworthy. We don’t know anything about his former life in Poland, but he reminds us of a geography teacher we had in school who managed to make karst, moraines and oxbow lakes sound like the most fascinating things on earth.

    The iffy Eurotrance soundtrack spoils it a bit, and Lech gets a tad carried away with  the cheesy graphics at the end, but you can’t have everything.

    Lech makes the point that some 10 per cent of Ireland’s residents are non-nationals. As Ruadhán Mac Cormaic writes in The Irish Times today, immigrants are beginning to make their political mark on the Irish landscape. He notes that this year, more than 40 foreign candidates from some 13 countries in Europe, Africa, Asia and the US are standing, 30 of whom were selected by the main parties (only Sinn Féin has none).

    So, do you think immigrant voters could upset long-standing voting patterns? And have the main political parties done enough to address their concerns and tap into this demographic?

  • Arra, suren ev’ryting’s grand

    May 29, 2009 @ 6:06 pm | by Kilian Doyle

    There is a huge amount of smiling in this video. Has nobody told them this country’s going to hell in handcart? And do they not read polls?

  • If you’ve got time on your hands

    @ 12:08 pm | by Kilian Doyle

    Ever wanted  to know what Poles/Czechs/Germans think of European issues in 140 characters or less? Well, now you can.

    Tweetelect09.eu is a nifty website where you can follow in real time what people are saying about the European elections on Twitter.

    If you want to take part, simply insert the #eu09 hashtag when tweeting, and your missive will appear almost instantly. Clever, eh?

    campaignwatch@irishtimes.com

  • Equality of the sexes

    May 28, 2009 @ 1:40 pm | by Kilian Doyle

    We’ve had a bit of grief over our previous post about the foxiest female election candidates.

    While it was clearly intended to be a light-hearted post highlighting the sad fact that many people vote with bits of their anatomy other than their brains, some readers failed to see it like this and asked would we treat men the same way.

    The answer, as you can see below, is yes.

    Others called for the balance to be redressed by the publication of a similar photomontage of handsome male candidates. Again, their wish is our command.

    Before any of these five fine things get too big for their boots, we must point out that this is most certainly not a definitive list. We just pestered a few female colleagues, one of whom, as you can tell, has a thing for the unshaven look.

    L-R John Lyons (Labour), Ross O’Mullane (Independent), Hugh Lewis (People Before Profit Alliance), Eoghan Murphy (Fine Gael), Ronan Callely (Fianna Fail)

    Everyone happy now?

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  • Spin or substance

    @ 11:54 am | by Kilian Doyle

    Here’s a quote from Minister for Social Affairs Mary Hanafin yesterday on Fianna Fáil’s chances in the forthcoming elections.

    “I certainly don’t believe all the really dire and disastrous predictions that are there, it’s certainly not going to be as bad as that.”

    Spin or substance?

    Meanwhile, up in the North West constituency, Libertas leader Declan Ganley claims his party is on the rise. ”We have seen an almost incredible momentum shift. The West is waking. People are taking notice. The choice is becoming clear.”

    Same question.

  • Online campaigning: visionary or window-dressing? Discuss

    @ 10:16 am | by Kilian Doyle

    Labour candidate in the Tallaght ward for the South Dublin County Council election Dermot Looney has issued a brave boast. He claims that his online campaign is the “biggest and best” out of several thousand local election candidates in Ireland.

    Them’s fighting words, fella. Methinks the Greens, who seem to be on a mission to take over the whole Internet, may have a thing or two to say about that.

    To give Looney credit, he has been running his blog for years, with - he says - great success.  Not only that, but he has deftly cut the slaggers off at the pass by calling it the The Looney Left, which is a gesture of self-deprecation rarely seen among politicians.

    As anyone with even a passing interest in elections is aware, Irish political parties have embraced the Internet this year in a way never before seen, undoubtedly inspired by the success of the Obama campaign’s online mobilisation prior to last year’s US presidential elections, which changed politics forever.

    From MEPs with big budgets to lowly aspirant town council members, Irish candidates, like Obama’s team, are using every tool at their disposal, from websites to blogs to Facebook to Youtube to Twitter, in a bid to reach as many potential voters as possible. And, lest we forget, fundraise. 

    However, Ireland and the US are very different animals. The sheer scale of the US, which has a population nearly 75 times the size of ours and 140 times the land mass, means it is simply unfeasible for a US presidential candidate to knock on every door or even speak in every city. The internet was therefore quite simply the only possible way to reach everyone.

    While the same could be said for the large European election constituencies, most Irish politicians do not have the excuse of being unable to cover all the ground, particularly in the local elections, where candidates are vying to represent relatively small electorates. It could be argued that no matter how visible their online presence, there is still no substitute for politicians wearing out shoe leather and pressing the flesh.

    Or is there? What do you think? Is Politics 2.0  worthwhile, a waste of time or a bit of both?

  • Putting candidates out to seed

    @ 8:17 am | by Kilian Doyle

    A ”guerilla” gardener and a user of unitedminds.ie, the website of Independent South Dublin byelection candidate Ross O’Mullane, has proposed a new use for election posters.

    Mick Veale says the public can make use of pesky political posters by repurposing them from unwanted litter into very dashing window boxes. He has even provided a photo tutorial of how he lit up his windowsill with the creations, which won him a discount at a DIY outlet.

    When contacted to see if removing a poster was an offence, the Department of Environment said it was a matter for its colleagues in the Department of Justice, who in turn said it was a matter for environment.

    Despite his background in marketing, O’Mullane has not opted to erect posters or canvass; instead he is using his website to engage voters as he believes online politics is very much the future. “All the other guys are promising to respray the car, but what I’m saying is that we need to change what’s under the bonnet,” he said.

  • It is a beauty contest after all

    May 27, 2009 @ 1:40 pm | by Kilian Doyle

    Forget the actual election results. The results that really matter are in.

    According to a poll conducted online by Boylesports, the foxiest candidate running for election this year is… Labour’s Dublin City Council hopeful Maria Parodi.

    Sinn Féin’s blonde bombshell Toiréasa Ferris is beaten into third place by Fianna Fáil’s Sarah Ryan, while Clare Byrne of Fine Gael and Fianna Fáil’s Catherine Ardagh trail in fourth and fifth place respectively. Dan Boyle didn’t get a look in. We suspect a fix.

    The findings also reveal 43 per cent of respondents believe a candidate’s appearance would influence their decision, with over a third saying they would vote for someone solely based on how they looked. 

    Which we find really, really sad. For what died the sons of Roisín? Was it the right to choose to be represented by someone just because they’ve got white teeth and a makeover?


    L-R Maria Parodi (Lab), Sarah Ryan (FF), Toiréasa Ferris (SF), Clare Byrne (FG), Catherine Ardagh (FF)

  • Dimicheál Martintov

    @ 11:41 am | by Kilian Doyle

    Following our post about Noel Dempsey and Spock, a mole in Cork writes:  

    Wearing my amateur phrenologist’s hat, I’m surprised no one has picked up on Micheál Martin and Dimitar Berbatov, who - hairstyles apart - look very similar, particularly around the nose/mouth area.

    Interesting too that Micheál’s departure to Foreign Affairs happens to coincide (approximately) with Berbatov’s departure from Spurs to Manchester United. Obviously both moves facilitated much more foreign travel.

    Rumour has it that Micheál was a decent enough player in his younger days with Nemo Rangers - the Man Utd of Cork GAA clubs.

    Of course, the ultimate proof that they are one and the same person and that the Irish taxpayer is footing the bill for a double jobbing poltico who is making a fortune every week at Old Trafford is the fact that they have never been seen together in the same room.  

    Why? Because he may be a footballing and political genius but even Micheál Berbatov or Dimitar Martin or whatever he wants to call himself, cannot be two persons at the one time. 

    Note too how Micheál sheds that silly girlie hairband thingy whenever he’s here in Cork and pretends instead to have a receding hairline - it would never wash with Leesider voters - not even those living on the southside.  

    (L-R: Man Utd striker Dimitar Berbatov, Minister for Foreign Affairs Micheál Martin)

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  • Video niceties

    @ 9:23 am | by Kilian Doyle

    The Green Party have finally released their European election video, which we left out of our previous post on such broadcasts because it wasn’t ready.

    It features clips of well-schooled and well-intentioned punters - including some dude single-handedly holding up a windmill - explaining why the Greens are good for jobs, overlaid with the sound of a folksy acoustic guitar being strummed gently. So far, so good.

    But then it goes all schmaltzy and becomes another tearjerker, heavy on the “doing it for the kids” message. The insinuation is that if you don’t vote Green, your children and grandchildren will grow up foraging in feral packs in a post-apocalyptic wasteland. So there.

    Meanwhile, the campaign of Fianna Fáil’s Dublin candidate Lord Mayor Eibhlin Byrne has gone to the dogs.  Wonder how long it will take for Sam’s face to replace his owner’s on her posters?

    campaignwatch@irishtimes.com

  • Alex in the basement mixing up the medicine

    May 26, 2009 @ 7:34 pm | by Kilian Doyle

    Finally, an election video that actually raised our interest, rather than our eyebrows.

    From Labour’s Dublin South byelection candidate Senator Alex White, it’s a rip-off of homage to Dylan’s ground-breaking Subterranean Homesick Blues promo film.

    Sadly, Alex missed a trick. He should have stood there dressed in a waistcoat and intoned “I’m on the pavement, thinking ’bout the Government” in his best Dylan voice, which might have been a giggle.  Roping Ruairi Quinn in to do the Allen Ginsberg cameo would have been a nifty move too.

    PS We’re reliably informed this video required 15 takes because George Lee kept whizzing around in the background on his Segway trying to get into the shot.

    Here’s Dylan’s original. Partly for comparison purposes but mostly because it’s great.

  • FF-proof your internet browser

    @ 1:42 pm | by Kilian Doyle

    Ever wanted to Fianna Fáil-proof your internet browsing experience? Well, now you can by installing this plug-in for Firefox.

    ”See The Failure performs an automatic word search on every page you view. When it finds selected keywords, it replaces them with more appropriate ones as you can see in the screenshots and the list below.

    ”Once installed, the add-on will automatically change Fianna Fáil to read Fianna Failure. It will also change instances of Brian Cowen to Biffo.” 

    It’s not big, but it is clever.  

    Has anyone gone to the trouble of doing this for any other political parties? campaignwatch@irishtimes.com

  • Don’t believe the hype

    @ 12:03 pm | by Kilian Doyle

    Here’s the new “rap” for Senator Alan Kelly – a man with a “young fresh attichood” – that is to be unveiled by the Labour European candidate in Cork City tomorrow evening.

    Don’t Make The Wrong Choice - Vote Alan Kelly was performed by Garry McCarthy (aka GMC) with music by Cork band State of Jay.

    It is unremittingly awful. It reminds us of Richard of Richard and Judy fame doing his Ali G impersonation, which was one of the most cringe-inducingly unwatchable bits of TV of the last decade.

    “GMC has done an amazing job getting to the heart of a real issue in a way that is entertaining to young people who would not typically have an interest in political matters,” said Snoop Doggy Kelly, who clearly has no concept of what entertains young people. (A hint: It’s not this. Unless by “entertained”, he means rolling around in stitches pointing and sniggering.)

    Sample lyrics: “We want no more bad economic news on the telly. So who’s the man to do it? Alan Kelly!”

    Or how about: “His opinion isn’t outdated like lino in kitchens.”

    It’s not exactly Eminem, is it?

    campaignwatch@irishtimes.com

  • Let It Lee

    @ 10:05 am | by Kilian Doyle

    It is with great pleasure that we bring you a catchy little number performed by Dublin singer Paul Kelly eulogising Fine Gael’s Dublin South byelection candidate, Gorgeous George Lee, to the tune of Let It Be by the Beatles.

    George probably loves it. How couldn’t he, with lyrics like these?

    “All the broke and homeless people living in the world agree, There must be an answer, it’s George Lee

    “When the night is cloudy, there appears a shining bright TD, His face upon a poster, it’s George Lee.

    “I wake up to a bright new dawn of economic certainty, We have found the answer, it’s George Lee.”

  • He wants a library-ee

    @ 9:58 am | by Kilian Doyle

    After 1,050 plays, John Bracken’s aural magnificence has finally been usurped from the exalted heights of our tune of the day, to be replaced by this wonderful romp by Martin Kennedy, an Independent who is running for election to North Tipperary County Council.

    He’s drafted in some real superstars to help him, including the Corrigan Brothers of There’s No-one As Irish As Barack Obama fame. Kennedy’s  lyrics would leave Bob Dylan gasping in awe. Take this couplet of genius for example:

    “A playground for the kids, he wants a library-ee,
    He’s against the closure of Nenagh A&E-ee.”

    Altogether now: And a tooraloorala, tooralooraleddy, the only man for us, is our own Martin Kennedy…

  • The Good, the Bad and the Ugly (in no particular order)

    May 25, 2009 @ 10:58 am | by Kilian Doyle

    Here’s quick round-up of some of our favourite election posters out there.

    First, Socialist Party European candidate in Dublin, Joe Higgins, “The Best Fighter Money Can’t Buy”. We hear he has a very strong left. 

    (Photo by Editor Tupp)

    Keeping it simple, Mannix Flynn, running for Dublin City Council, has opted for two-tone, minimalist chic. His slogan is “Don’t do the same things expecting a different result”, which is head and shoulders above most of the dross spouted out by the main parties. We wish him luck.

    The lucky people of Co Offaly have the privilege of opting - should they wish - to vote for the singing auctioneer/farmer, Independent “Man of the People” John Bracken, who wouldn’t look out of place in the Fureys.

    Not to be outdone by that other golden-voiced son of Clara, Brian Cowen (see video below), John has recorded a few political ditties of his own. Go here and here to hear them. His marvellous  There’s Too Many TDs Sitting In The Dáil is on repeat on the CampaignWatch MP3 player.

    Finally, words almost fail us. This is easily the most bizarre election-related installation we have ever seen. Ever.

    (Insert lame puns here about drumming up support, keeping abreast of the issues and turkeys voting for Christmas.)

    (We really wish this photo had been taken by Maman Poulet, but are grateful to Editor Tupp nonetheless)

    campaignwatch@irishtimes.com

  • Ryan bandwagon lurches through Edinburgh

    @ 9:03 am | by Kilian Doyle

    You may have read in today’s Irish Times that “election” posters featuring Ireland and Leinster centre Gordon D’Arcy were spotted outside the RDS at the weekend.

    They urge punters to give D’Arcy, of the Blue Party, their number one vote “for Wexford and for Leinster”.

    Despite the remarkable similarity of the posters to those of a certain Government party, the Greens have denied involvement. D’Arcy’s possible political ambitions remained a mystery last night.

    One man whose ambitions are loud and clear is Fianna Fáil MEP Eoin Ryan, who was out in force in Edinburgh last weekend.

    “Rugby supporters’ attempts to forget about politics over the weekend - outside the Leinster-Munster peace process - were thwarted by a truck bearing a giant poster driving in the vicinity of Murrayfield stadium,” a mole writes. Sadly, as our informant - a Munster fan with nothing better to do on a Saturday - was far too busy hiding his face in his hands to tackle a camera, no photo was forthcoming.

    Nice try, Ryaner.

    campaignwatch@irishtimes.com

  • Talk to Joe

    May 24, 2009 @ 11:14 am | by Kilian Doyle

    The Socialist Party’s Dublin European election candidate Joe Higgins is to hold a live online questions and answers session with voters, bloggers and other interested parties in this afternooon. It will also be streamed on ustream.com.

    The event will be held at the IFI in Temple Bar at 5pm and Joe, nice chap that he is, has extended an open invitation to anyone who wishes to attend. Questions can also be submitted via his Twitter account.

     

  • In the interests of balance

    May 23, 2009 @ 11:02 am | by Kilian Doyle

    Independent candidate for the Dublin South byelection Ross O’Mullane is a persistent man. Which is probably a handy character trait for a politician. We are tempted to say he’ll go a long way, but that remains to be seen. Polls indicate the political wilderness beckons, despite his novel online campaign.

    Anyway, Ross has been on to us pointing out that while irishtimes.com featured a photo of Gorgeous George Lee handing in his election papers this week, his own appearance at the Dublin County Sheriff’s office garnered nary a whiff of publicity.

    He wonders would our reputable paper “give an even share of attention to all candidates in an election”. Only if you’re gorgeous, Ross, only if you’re gorgeous. But seriously, he has a point. So here’s Ross in all his glory. And a fine fellow he looks too.
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  • Smile over substance

    @ 11:01 am | by Kilian Doyle

    Our esteemed colleague Shane Hegarty has a fine column here questioning the value of election posters and their vacuous  slogans.

    “In this campaign, so far at least, most posters have retreated into banality,” he writes. “There has been little to stop you mid stride, to challenge you, to frighten you, to outrage you. Perhaps it’s a reflection of the campaign, of the nature of the contest. It’s more likely that it’s a reflection of the candidates and the anodyne nature of modern campaigning; of saying everything but meaning nothing.”

    What do you think? Are posters a waste of time? Do they tell us anything about a candidate other than what s/he looks like and - in most cases - what party they represent?

    campaignwatch@irishtimes.com

  • He’s at it again

    @ 10:23 am | by Kilian Doyle

    Our pal Paul McAdam is at it again.  The man who promises to “session through the recession” was out and about in Dalkey “campaigning” last night.

    While his antics  may have been dismissed by some as irresponsible and others - including, we suspect, himself - as a bit of a joke, here he shows some deftly nuanced juxtaposition of slogans.

    Sadly, his political skills are, like  himself, getting wasted. His name is not on the list of candidates for the local elections. What a shame.

    mcadam.JPG

    While we’re  on the subject, there’s a candidate running in the local elections in Leinster that  a mole - whom we suspect may have scurrillous  intent - claims “puts the party back into the Fine Gael party”.  Not being a tabloid, we’re not going to identify her, but if she’s reading, we’d advise her to perhaps consider changing her Facebook settings. Some of those risqué photos could come back to haunt her.

    campaignwatch@irishtimes.com

  • Drumming up support in Co Laois

    May 22, 2009 @ 3:15 pm | by Paddy Logue

    Elvis is alive and well and selling hotdogs on a Saturday night in Stradbally. Well, not quite, but there is one John Bonham running for local election in Laois.

    We’re not sure if Fine Gael’s John Bonham is any relative of Led Zeppelin’s genius drummer, who was also known as Bonzo. Bonzo died after consuming oceans of vodka in 1980. Here he is in action before that:

    john_bonham.jpg

    Far from the excesses of rock and roll, John “FG” Bonham is more concerned with the likes of the upgrade of sewage treatment in small towns and villages, care of the elderly and those with disabilities through community housing, tackling anti-social behaviour  and protecting rivers and streams.

    Any more name coincidences to campaignwatch@irishtimes.com

  • That’s not very nice, is it?

    @ 1:43 pm | by Kilian Doyle

    Someone has been very naughty and daubed moustaches on Libertas candidate Caroline Simons’s posters along City Quay in Dublin.  

    Wanton vandalism or political satire? You decide.

    (Photograph by Darragh Doyle)

  • Video nasties

    @ 9:29 am | by Kilian Doyle

    Out of a sense of duty, we bring you a round-up of the main parties’ European election videos. Martyrs that we are, we’ve sat through them all so you don’t have to. Unless you really, really want to. We’re in need of a nice lie down now.

    Fianna Fáil

     

    Heavy on the warnings of economic disaster. Featuring candidates Crowley, Mooney and the two Byrnes. The rest of them don’t get a look in. Wonder how well that went down in HQ?

    EDIT May 25th:  FF European broadcast part 2. Accompanied by the dulcet Cork tones of Micheál Martin, it includes Aylward, O’Keeffe, Ryan and Gallagher, who were left out of the first one.

    Fine Gael

    Enda Kenny really needs to control his wandering hands. He looks like he’s signing for the deaf in this one. Features each and every one of the candidates. How equitable.

    Labour Party

     

    Eamo, Eamo, Eamoohh! Is there anyone else in the Labour Party?  

    Green Party

     

    Portentous images of impending doom followed by loads of kids paying with green toys to a soundtrack of uplifting, joyous music. It’d bring a  tear to a glass eye. (It has since been brought to our attention that this is a Europe-wide Green Party video, rather than an Irish-specific one, which is due out next week. We’re leaving it up anyway. For the sake of the children.)

    Sinn Féin

     

    This is pointedly titled an “EU election party political broadcast for the 26 counties”. So why is Bairbre de Brún in it? Is she running here?

  • Tubridy reaches out to the little people

    May 21, 2009 @ 2:02 pm | by Kilian Doyle


    Is Garrett Tubridy – sibling of Ryan - employing children to put up his election posters? Or is he trying to show he represents the little people and wants to engage the electorate face to face?

    Apparently, heads are being taken off all over Rathmines by these eye-catching posters. See more vertically-challenged electioneering at The State of the Nation.

    While we’re on the subject of bright young things, Paul McAdam seems to be treating this politics thing as a bit of a joke.  This  poster was spotted near the Luas stop in Sandyford, so we can only presume he’s running in the local elections. We love his snappy slogans. And the empty box of beer used as a hat is a particularly nice touch. We predict big things for this chap. Or a hangover. Or both.

    (Thanks Ross Church for the photo.)

    Finally, kudos to Labour’s Michael McLoughlin for the cracking consonance.This campaign needs more of the same.

    (Thanks to Keith Martin.)

  • We’ve got a scoop

    @ 1:36 pm | by Paddy Logue

    Filed under “The Lengths Politicians Go To…” Green Party byelection candidate for Dublin Central, David Geary, is giving out 1,000 free “pooper scooper” bags to highlight the issue of doggy doo on the streets of the capital.

    The bags will be distributed for collection in shops across the North inner city. Geary has also distributed 10,000 information leaflets, which could probably also be used by unfortunate Dubliners to clean the soles of their shoes (once read in detail of course).

    Geary claims to have researched this “significant” problem and has decided to take the matter into his own hands. So to speak.

    “Dog dirt is dirty, dangerous and disgusting,” says Geary. “While the majority of dog owners are responsible and clean up after their dog, a small minority do not.”

    “In Stoneybatter, there are no gardens and some people allow their dogs to use the doorsteps of their neighbour’s houses as toilets,” he adds.

    His YouTube clip demonstrates the ease with which one can use the pooper scooper baggies, particularly when your beloved mutt leaves a tomato behind on the footpath.

  • Alot to do

    @ 1:12 pm | by Paddy Logue

    From wind-up Mp3 players, cycling to work in the rain, making hang sangwiches the night before and the resurgence of Maxwell House instead of decaf skinny moca-lattes, the nation is outdoing itself to “go green”, as the say, and save a few quid in the process.

    Not to be outdone, Fianna Fáil’s Dublin South candidate Shay Brennan is calling for more allotment spaces for hard-pressed south Dubs who want to get on the thrift train.

    It use to be the case that the word allotment went hand-in-hand with Arthur Fowler on Eastenders. He even dropped dead amongst the Albert Square legumes back in the day.

    “I’ve met lots of urban gardeners in Dundrum, Stillorgan and Sandyford over the past fortnight – and a few apartment dwellers who’d like to have a garden and grow their own fruit and vegetables,” Brennan said in a statement today. Who’d have thought it, eh? We may yet see some genuine Chelsea tractors around the place.

    Brennan is calling on local authorities to review their land banks in order to free up space for allotments and “answer the new green grow your own demand”.

    “The green fingered among us should be encouraged, whether it’s a window box or an allotment,” he adds. In Goatstown there are 100 allotments available from Dun Laoghaire/Rathdown – with 100 names on the waiting list  which has now been closed, according to Brennan.

  • Which party did you say you were with? (Part 57)

    @ 11:13 am | by Kilian Doyle

    According to the last Irish Times/TNS mrbi poll, Fianna Fáil MEP Brian Crowley is the second biggest vote-getter in the country.  

    His support level in the poll is 27 per cent (2 per cent above his actual vote share in the 2004 elections) at a time when Fianna Fáil’s support nationally is in freefall. 

    So popular is he in the constituency that the Crowley brand has, over the past 15 years, become separate to that of Fianna Fáil.  

    Which might explain this. 

    Could his party’s logo possibly be any smaller?

    (Thanks to progressiveireland for the photo.)

    campaignwatch@irishtimes.com

  • Boldly going where no minister has gone before…

    May 19, 2009 @ 12:26 pm | by Kilian Doyle

    We know this isn’t strictly election-related, but we’re including it anyway. Just because it gave us a giggle in these grim times. It’s the hair that does it.

    To paraphrase Flann O’Brien:  

    “When money’s tight and hard to get, and your horse is also ran,
    A snap of Dempsey alongside Spock is quite yer only man”
     

    L-R: Spock from Star Trek, Minister for Transport Noel Dempsey  

    (Hats off to RealBLenihan)  

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  • Gilmore pedals Labour as Kelly gets his Claw in

    @ 11:00 am | by Kilian Doyle

    Not to be outdone by George Lee and his Segway, Eamon Gilmore gets on his bike.

    No helmet Eamon? Feeling invulnerable, are we? The latest poll results show that while he himself is Mr Popularity, Labour is hardly in a position to freewheel all the way to June 5th if it expects to make gains. We think he’d be well advised to stop lying down on the job and get on with pedalling his message to the masses.  

    Meanwhile, Labour’s Euro candidate in the South constituency Senator Alan Kelly has been muscling in on the limelight by roping in former rugby international Peter “Claw” Clohessy in a bid to prop up his support in Limerick.

     

    Peter doesn’t look overly enthusiastic, it must be said. In fact, we’ve seen him look happier lying face down in the mud with eight Englishmen kicking him in the nether regions.

  • Libertas pull a fast one

    May 18, 2009 @ 3:31 pm | by Kilian Doyle

    We posted this a few days back, thinking it was a clever(ish) Libertas video.

    It has since been brought to our attention that the only thing clever about it was that it cost them nothing. They ripped it off. Which is just plain naughty.

    Here’s the original, which was produced by the European Parliament to encourage people to get out and vote for the party of their choice. Even Libertas.

    campaignwatch@irishtimes.com

  • It’s not a beauty contest, you know

    @ 12:04 pm | by Kilian Doyle

    More weird posters have found their way into us this morning.  

    First off, someone - namely Dublin 98’s Dave Moore - has been having fun with the posters for Brian Greene, the Socialist Party candidate in the newly formed Malahide/Howth electoral area, who bears more than a passing resemblance to Father Dougal McGuire off the telly.  

    Note the way Greene has allowed his posters to be shared with Joe Higgins. That’s true Socialism in action. They walk it like they talk it, those folk.  

    And the prize for weirdest poster of the campaign goes to Seamas O’Neill, an Independent running for the local elections in Dundrum, South Dublin.  We’d definitely give this chap our vote, if only because of the effort he’s put into his posters and the lack of ego he’s displayed by allowing himself to be portrayed as a cartoon. We all know most politicians are muppets. At least he’s being up front about it.  

    (Thanks to Keith for taking the photo.)  

     One chap who is forgoing the whole poster route is Athlone town council candidate, Cllr John Butler, who has announced he won’t be putting up any this year as they cause litter and are an “eyesore”.  

    Sheesh, the poor man must have an awful self-image. Either that or he’s ugly as Susan Boyle chewing a wasp.  

    Whether or not this ploy is a neat way of avoiding the dilemma shared by so many fellow Fianna Fáilers of what prominence to give the party on their posters is unknown.  

    Whatever the motivation, it’s a brave decision. John, a 24-year veteran of the council, says he doesn’t expect his performance to suffer as a result.  ”I think the voters know that the local election is not a beauty contest”.

    Oh yeah? So how do you explain the selection as candidates by the main parties of so many fine young things of both sexes?

    See if you can spot John among this bevy of beauties.

    Clockwise, from top left: Maria Parodi (Labour), John Lyons (Labour) Niamh Moran (Fianna Fail), Catherine Yore (Fine Gael),  John Butler (Fianna Fail), Rebecca Moynihan (Labour)
    Clockwise, from top left: Maria Parodi (Labour), John Lyons (Labour) Niamh Moran (Fianna Fail), Catherine Yore (Fine Gael), John Butler (Fianna Fail), Rebecca Moynihan (Labour)

    campaignwatch@irishtimes.com

  • FG hopefuls reach for the stars

    @ 10:38 am | by Kilian Doyle

    Here’s a video by Maman Poulet of Fine Gael’s European election poster launch yesterday in central Dublin. Have you ever seen such a load of faffing about? Still, Enda must be pleased. Finally, he’s going up in the world. And none of them fell off. Or got their cherries picked. Which is nice.

  • One law for them…

    May 17, 2009 @ 8:51 pm | by Kilian Doyle

    Cllr Andrew McGuinness is running for election in Kilkenny. While we’re not exactly au fait with the intricate parking bylaws of that finest of counties, we presume they must be pretty lax.

    For someone canvassing for him has been snapped at that most heinous of crimes against decency, namely parking illegally in a disabled space. As if to hammer home the point of their utter disregard for the needs of others and their own personal moral corruption, the culprit lashed the aul’ van across not one but two spaces.

    McGuinness himself issued an explanation on boards.ie

    “The van is obviously owned by a supporter of mine who volunteered to carry my election details. He tells me that he used the space to drop his elderly grandmother off. I have contacted him and told him that he was wrong to use that space and I have advised other volunteers to act responsibly.” Ah, the elderly granny excuse. An oldie but a goodie.

    So how does he explain all these other acts of illlegal parking on politics.ie? Is the Range Rover Sport, surely the most perfect symbol of the vulgarity and selfishness of the Celtic Tiger era, being driven by an infirm old lady?  

    If Andrew himself isn’t to blame, our apologies for suggesting otherwise. But we humbly recommend that he have a stern word with his lackeys. They’re not doing him any favours. No matter how you look at it, it doesn’t look good.

    Good luck in the poll, Andrew. Break a leg, as they say.

    (Thanks Dan  Sullivan - again - for the tip.)

    campaignwatch@irishtimes.com

  • We were promised jetpacks

    @ 7:56 am | by Kilian Doyle

    Everyone else in Dublin South may as well give up. Georgie Boy’s going  to run rings around them with his fancy toy.

    Imagine him whizzing up your garden path on this yoke? How could you not vote for him?

    Is this what’s commonly known as a roving (ex-)reporter?

  • You talking to me?

    May 15, 2009 @ 8:20 pm | by Kilian Doyle

    Michael “Stroke” Fahy - who served eight months in jail in 2007 after being convicted of obtaining the benefit of €7,055 from Galway County Council by false pretences - has the spookiest election posters we’ve seen since Ceaucescu. Did he learn that stare in prison? And whither the “Stroke”  moniker?

    Spotted any other shockers? campaignwatch@irishtimes.com

  • Is this thing on?

    @ 4:05 pm | by Kilian Doyle

    Savvy politicians love YouTube. It’s a cheap, easy and accessible way to get their message across to thousands of voters (they hope) in a controlled environment without having to go to the hassle of knocking on doors and risking confrontation with disgruntled punters.  

    However, the quality of their submissions varies wildly. Some are slick, professional and evidently conjured up following long meetings with battalions of advertising execs, marketing gurus, image consultants, strategists, speechwriters and other political bigwigs.

    Take this one from Libertas, for example, which is reasonably competent.

    This, on the other hand, has all the production values of an al-Qaeda hostage video. Bit of crumpled cloth as a backdrop, shaky camera-work, murky lighting, terrified-looking subject pleading for his life with a look in his eye like he is half-expecting the axe to drop any second and put him out of his misery.

    Then again, given his party’s latest poll performance, you can hardly blame him for being scared.

  • We’ve got more cyberspacers than you

    @ 12:45 pm | by Kilian Doyle

    The  Green Party launched its fancy new website today and, in celebration, their press office has sent us in a scintillating set of figures detailing their local election candidates’ quest into cyberspace.

    Apparently, of the 99 Green candidates, 32 have Facebook accounts, a dozen are Twitterers and over 20 have their own websites or blogs.

    The Green Party itself boasts 44,500 Youtube video views and a whopping 474 followers - and rising - on Twitter.   

    Now that they’ve thrown down the gauntlet, any other parties out there care to compete? 

    To see how much CO2 each Green Party Tweet emits, try this CO2 calculator for Twitter

    PS Anyone know off the top of their heads do the Greens plant a tree every time they post on their blogs? 

    campaignwatch@irishtimes.com

  • Are they all the effing same?

    @ 8:37 am | by Paddy Logue

    Fine Gael may be riding high in this morning’s Irish Times opinion poll, but one disgruntled voter in north Dublin certainly isn’t one of the 38 per cent.

    So much so, in fact, that he or she has taken to the M1 motorway flyovers armed with a packet of black bed linen and silver spray paint. The result is a number of messages aimed at Dublin city centre bound motorists ahead of the June 5th poll.

    “Fianna Failure – Vote for Change”. OK, nothing original there, but they get a little nastier (from Fine Gael’s point of view in any case). The next one is “Vote for Change – not Fine Gael” and our favourite here in Campaign Watch is “Fianna Fáil – Fine Gael – No F*****g Difference”. Well that’s the kind of succinct political analysis you don’t’ get on the pages of most newspapers every day.

    Any pictures of these signs or any similar ones gratefully received at campaignwatch@irishtimes.com

  • Disability Votes Count

    May 14, 2009 @ 4:45 pm | by Kilian Doyle

    Down Syndrome Ireland is taking part in a pan-European campaign entitled “Disability Votes Count” which is trying to raise awareness among candidates and the public of the needs of disabled voters to ensure their voices are heard in the forthcoming elections.

    They’ve put together a video highlighting the issues.

    Watch it here:

  • Which party did you say you were with?

    @ 3:03 pm | by Kilian Doyle

    Times are tough for lowly Fianna Fáil soldiers of destiny chasing council seats.  

    Many have come to the conclusion that distancing themselves from the Motherlode rather than cutting the apron strings outright will best help their chances of election.  

    You’ve probably heard already about Ronan Callely, scion of Ivor, who deemed the Facebook logo to be more worthy of a prominent spot on his election posters than Fianna Fáil’s.

    At least the hip young dude that is Ronan mentions the party, however subtly.

    Others don’t bother.  Irishelection.com brings us the delightful sight of Fianna Fáil Councillor in Ballybofey, who leaves out his affiliations completely on his posters.

     

    The lovely Maman Poulet has a few more examples of the burgeoning ranks of “Independent” Fianna Failers spreading across the land.  

    Which all begs the question: Whatever happened to the glory days of the “Bertie’s team” branding on every FF poster from Malin to Mizen?  

    Posters on this thread on politics.ie are ahaving great fun playing guess the party. Try it yourself. Big pat on the back to anyone who can work out what party Cllr Martin Mily Jnr represents on Kildare County Council by looking at his website.

    Some other candidates are too afear’d to even show their faces in public. One reader from Glasnevin in Dublin wrote to us about one chap in her neck of the woods who is evidently so mortified of his affiliations he’s taken to hiding behind the Mammy’s skirts.  

    “On April 29th, the mother of Fianna Fáil Cllr Liam Kelly called to my door. She was alone, with only a big, black handbag for company. She asked me in a very quiet voice to ‘please vote for my son’,” writes our mole. “I was so shocked, I was speechless. How symbolic is this of the abandonment of all responsibility, and morality, by the Fianna Fáil party?”  

    Some might say Fianna Fáil abandoned responsibility and morality many moons ago. Some might not.  

    Cllr Kelly, you may remember, was the centre of controversy back in 2006 after a Sunday newspaper published mobile phone photographs of him allegedly snorting a white substance resembling cocaine at a house party in Dublin.  

    So maybe he wasn’t canvassing himself because the Mammy still has him grounded?  

  • Dublin Euro Candidates to do battle

    @ 12:47 pm | by Kilian Doyle

    Dublin Euro elections candidates Eoin Ryan MEP, Gay Mitchell MEP, Proinsias De Rossa MEP, Mary Lou McDonald MEP, Senator Déirdre De Búrca and Joe Higgins are to take part in a debated organised by the European Anti-Poverty Network at 2.00pm  today.  

    It will be streamed on ustream.com

  • ‘Childish prank’ backfires

    @ 12:33 pm | by Kilian Doyle

    Timing is everything in elections.

    So this could hardly have come at a worse time for  Meath County Council Independent candidate James Carey, who was charged last week with recklessly discharging a firearm.

    Carey is due to appear in Drogheda District Court on June 5th, which is polling day.

    The Drogheda Independent reports that Carey is alleged to have “shot the wife of a Garda in the backside with a pellet gun and to have shot at another young man and then driven off in an incident in Gormanston in 2001″, when he was a young whippersnapper of 17.

    Carey says the incident was a “childish teenage prank” and claims his arrest was “politically motivated”

    “Why have the gardaí waited eight and a half years to bring forward this case?” asked Mr Carey (26).

    Cutbacks in the Garda budget, we imagine. Perhaps Carey could add that to his manifesto of things he’ll tackle once elected.

  • Is Lenihan a Twit?

    @ 9:39 am | by Kilian Doyle

    Ah, how nice. Brian Lenihan is following Campaign Watch on Twitter. Alas, much as we feel special, we have to share his attentions with another 272 lucky souls, as he is a promiscuous Twit. How does he find the time?

    On second thoughts, perchance some cruel satirist may be having a giggle. The evidence is there. For while his Twitter profile links to De Minister’s homepage, his bio proclaims him to be an “idiotic baby thief”.  

    Take this for a sample update: “My latent genius when unleashed will rock the Nation and my dynamic energy will overpower ALL those around me.”  

    Or this one: “I thrive on misery, others suffering makes me strong and big, at my weakest in summer. Will arise again in cold damp December.” 

    Or this: “No more taxes, no more books, no more Cowen’s dirty looks, Dáil’s out for summer, Dáil’s out till fall, we might not go back at all.”

    Hold on. That last one sounds awfully close to the bone. Maybe it’s the real Brian after all?  

    You decide: http://twitter.com/RealBLenihan

  • Are the Greens Lost?

    @ 9:21 am | by Kilian Doyle

     What’s this? Are the Green Party running for election on the set of Lost?  

       (Whoops, sorry, wrong photo. This is the real one below. It’s an official  publicity shot for the Louth Green Party’s election team posing in Drumcar Woods. And very nice they look too.)

     

    For non-Lost viewers, the long-running programme is a baffling, incomprehensible and turgid show set on an island where everyone is constantly scheming and at each other’s throats. The Greens should do very well indeed. (By the way, Patricia McKenna may or may not be lurking in the bushes out of shot.)

  • Best election slogan ever? (If you’re 12)

    May 13, 2009 @ 4:00 pm | by Kilian Doyle

    The candidate’s name is Willie Crowley. He is an Independent running for Newbridge Town Council and he wants to get in.

     We’ll let you work out the rest.

     www.williecrowley.com

  • They do things differently in Kerry

    @ 3:50 pm | by Kilian Doyle

    Dan Sullivan writes in with a tip about the antics of Killorglin Councillor Johnny O’Connor, who is apparently  known locally as Porridge.  

    “So he’s decided to work same into his posters by replacing the O in Porridge with a cereal bowl, though it looks a bit more like Rice Krispies than porridge to me,” writes Dan.

    ”Also, brother of the Ceann Comhairle Paul O’Donoghue has a slogan of “Paul puts people first” on his posters. But the awning over the Killorglin labour exchange, dole office whatever we’re calling it these days might not have been the best location for three of the same. There again, I’m not sure most politicians do irony.”

     

    Nor are we.

    Good work Daniel.  

    Keep them coming: campaignwatch@irishtimes.com  

  • Postergate

    @ 1:46 pm | by Kilian Doyle

    Postergate 

    Has anyone seen this woman?

    Possibly not, as up to 40 per cent of her 300 posters have been “removed” since last Friday. So distraught is the Fine Gael Councillor for Dún Laoghaire that she’s offered a reward for their safe return, the amount of which remains undisclosed. Which begs the question - do rewards count towards candidates’ election spending limits? Can we get some guidance on this from SIPO, please?  

    PS Who are the zombies wandering around in the back of Fine Gael’s posters? Are they PDs looking somewhere to go? 

    And what is Eoin Ryan MEP looking at in his posters?  He scares us.  

    The Greens haven’t had much luck with their posters either. After the embarrassing blunder of Deirdre De Búrca’s posters promising “thouands” of jobs (which were up around the capital for a day and sniggered at by thouands of people), one of their council hopefuls Martin Hogan broke his ankle, foot and elbow when the wind blew him off the ladder he was using to stick up posters on Dublin’s South Circular Road recently.

    As if that’s not bad enough, they’ve now had to recall about half of their eco-friendly wooden election posters because  they’re not strong enough to withstand Ireland’s gloriously inclement spring weather.  

    One hopes the actual candidates, as opposed to the wooden ones, will stand up better to the storms they’re expected to face on the doorsteps. 

  • The wonderful world of the WWW

    @ 12:50 pm | by Kilian Doyle

    As this blog is essentially a tracker for mad, bad, sad and rad election tales and trials from around the internet, it seems appropriate to kick off with a post on the power of the medium.

    There’s an online poll running on boards.ie asking forum users based in Dublin South who they plan to vote for in the byelection.

    In a result that bucks convential wisdom, internet whizzkid Ross O’Mullane, who set up the www.unitedminds.ie website to allow people in the constituency raise issues on which he’s basing his policy platform, holds a clear lead, followed by Gorgeous George Lee. Everyone else is left in their dust.

    Which is nice for Ross. Sadly, with  all standard (ie asking real people out in the real world) polls showing him on about 2%, unless something drastic happens in the meantime – to George – it looks unlikely this order will be repeated come election day.

    (This thread was thoughtfully brought to our attention by no better man than….Ross O’Mullane. The crafty divil.)

    If you have any items that might be of interest, please send to campaignwatch@irishtimes.com

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